Call me baby girl and I swear I will melt and marry you immediately.
where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)
im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”
and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”
and i’ll say “no like the font”
I’M WORKING ON MYSELF, FOR MYSELF, BY MYSELF.
How do dick pics make u feel?
“After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth. The labyrinth blows, but I choose it.”
IS THIS REAL BECAUSE IF THIS ISNT REAL I WILL KILL SOMEONE
YOU ARE SHITTING ME OU MY GOD I CAN’T CONTAIN MYSELF
remember when everyone on here was obsessed with Nutella